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A REAL MAN MUST HAVE LIMITS
“I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table.
I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.
She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants."
So I wrote back: "Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
“I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table.
I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.
She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants."
So I wrote back: "Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”