New Drug Tests For MMA Fighters

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Due to thiago silva submitting a non-human sample, NSAC chief Keith Kizer has announced that Nevada state is cracking down on the cheaters. From now on MMA fighters will have to remove their shirt in addition to pants while taking a urine test. The testee will then present himself to the testing officials for examination. Once it is determined that the appendage in question is indeed non-prosthetic the fighter will deposit a sample into the cup. The testing officials must observe the appendage at all times and visually confirm that the urine is being deposited from an authorized appendage. Keith Kizer has pledged to personally enforce these new tougher regulations.
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Wouldn't be so bad if they had the ring girls do the screening!!!!! Wouldn't mind them watching my "appendage" at all!!!Hell they could even hold it for me!!!!!!!!